Jesus Lives in a Piehole in a Pizza Place.

My 5 year old son, Nick, has been going to Vacation Bible School this week. Every night when he comes home I run down my regular list of questions.

Did you have a good time?

What did you eat?

What did you learn?

The last one is what got me in trouble. First of all Nick is a very impatient child he gets very sarcastic and huffy when I ask him these questions. Well last night was no exception.

"Hi son, did you have a good time?"

"yeah"

He starts to sigh, and roll his eyes. He knows what comes next so in his 5 year old little mind he is think what can I say to piss her off but not get in trouble.

"What did you have to eat?"

He starts to walk away.

"Son, what did you have to eat?"

"If you want to know what we ate then you should go to bible school and eat!"

Ok, I am thinking did he just tell me to get bent?

"What did you learn?"

"NOTHING"

"Did you learn about Jesus?"

"yes"

"Well, who is Jesus?"

"Jesus is a man that flies."

Ok, I am thinking that is pretty good. Maybe he thinks Jesus is some kind of super hero or something.

"Where does Jesus live?"

I am totally expecting the kid to reply "in heaven." Nope not my kid.

"He lives in a pie hole in a pizza place!"

"What?"

and then he repeats it, I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants! Classic I tell ya, classic!